September 2009

's pedantic peeves. Number one: using the sink to store dirty dishes.

's pedantic peeves, number 2. Like, how totally dumb speaking in analogies like, sounds.

could whip your butt.

says "think of a number. Any number. Got it? I bet it's 37." :)

thinks on Fathers Day we should be celebrating the act that makes one a father in the first place.

thinks every person on Facebook should send him $1.

wonders about Southern Cross tattoos.

thinks cake is the answer to most of the world's problems.

knows where you live.

. How do you spell that again?

once ate eels for breakfast.

wouldn't marry any of the farmers.

thinks there was a time when men were men, and poets could find a word that rhymes with 'men'.

wonders why old people have to be first on and first off a bus.

took his gear off for that profile photo. A bit of commitment needed from the rest of you.

is ____________. (10 marks)

is warm

is remembering why he stopped living in Sydney.

is hoping he looks $550 in this new suit.

is.

says YES.

says 'the eyes have it'.

is Mr Tickle.

may start a support group for people who LOVE cold, 'miserable' weather.

says don't worry. Be happy.

is very, very happy.

thinks yellow and green probably taste the same.

hopes it was amazing for you too.

's special guest tonight is Louise Haberecht, fluent German speaker.

remembers when the trees were green, before the dust.

aches.

is a soft touch.

could try harder to be mean.

wore a tie all day.

reckons "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" is not The Beatles' best song.

is updating his FB status.

says happy birthday, Mr Will.