October 2009
Complete text-bearing Facebook records from the export.
thinks global warming is mostly the result of the energy they need to run all of the bloody traffic lights in the Blue Mountains.
today invented a surefire way to relax a person's hands when they're typing.
knows what you're doing. You'll go blind.
. Day 1. Two to go.
thinks being flat on your back is less fun alone.
can feel the V8s coming.
thinks they're called long weekends for a reason.
wins trivial update of the day award for "I had a button undone on my shirt".
would pay money to hear new chicken cross the road or knock knock jokes.
says here she comes, foot tappin' top down.
had a honk if you're horny kind of day.
says the V8s are here and I'm LAPPING it up.
says hip is back.
thinks Bathurst has Lithgow-envy.
is watching that fine Bathurst weather on the TV.
had a very special day on the couch.
says rest your weary head and let your heart decide.
says HELLO.
is A really lucky guy.
is, I dunno, something.
just knows, and he likes it.
wants to be punished.
says mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :)
thinks that at the end of the day, what really matters in life is being able to remember what you were going to say when you started typing a status update.
wonders if it's better to look your age, or act it.
wonders if adults can be kid-napped?
says I so, like, totally, happily, weirdly do.
misses his dad.
has had the best day.
says CUTE.
may be the ugliest person on Facebook.
says hello you.
wants you.
sighs :)
thinks earphones work best when plugged in.
says hello.
slept amazingly. Went to bed smiling, that did it.
knows how to carry you over the threshold of happiness. Warm day. Cold beer.
says V8s all weekend. There is a higher power.
wonders if there's such thing as a cryptic happyword, rather than crossword.
thinks of the dangers for bad typists. Like how a friend can become a fiend.
says smile, tho' your heart is aching... (Charlie Chaplin)
thinks some things just feel so right.
has a button missing on his shirt.
is hot and sweaty.
says all you need is love. Or is that a copyright violation?
can't remember a single mention of a shandy today. Some people are either soft or their memory is going.
wants to tell you something.
had one of those dreamy afternoons you wish would just go on and on.
has been up half the night with a spewing child.
wonders how status updates disappear by themselves (nothing to do with my memory, it's FB's memory, I swear).
says please leave a message after the beep. BEEP.