August 2009

thinks he looks quite fetching with all that black hair.

is tall and handsome.

thinks everyone should have a wife.

has sometimes been mistaken for a dickhead.

thinks Mr Darcy is probably a robot.

threw caution to a headwind, and it ended up all over him.

, the movie.

's rules for all husbands. One a day. 1. Your role in bed is to keep it warm throughout the night. The end.

's rules for husbands. Rule 2: no matter how uncanny the resemblances might seem, your wife is in NO WAY like her mother.

's rules for husbands. Rule 3: avoid at all costs your wife having to 'remember why she married you'.

's rules for husbands (2 to go). Rule 4: husbands spending time with the kids should not be described as 'babysitting'.

's last rule for husbands. Rule 5: make sure you remember if your wife is also on FB before publishing rules about being a husband.

. 100% prat-free.

thinks Facebook would be a far more interesting place if more people had less hair.

thinks anyone who spells definitely with an a should be definately kicked in the bum.

took the quiz HOW MUCH LIKE NICK DRENGENBERG ARE YOU and scored 92%.

is magnificent.

is.

is, like, totally sick of this bloody pirate patch.