28 August

Just had one of these in front of me on the road. Had three bumper stickers, the first said ‘Pornhub casting car’. The second ‘real women don’t have dicks’, and the third ‘real men fish, fuck and drive Fords’. Our cars, like everything else, are really totems for our social groups. Team mascots. Also why we don’t all immediately just drive more powerful and efficient cars, like EVs. It threatens our team, it’d be like backing an enemy footy team. We never leave high school. Life as a Premier League football competition, the battle of the brands.