16 March

Imagine you have a child who is sensitive to loud noises. Then, you go and buy everybody in the house their own drum kit, and ask them to play all day. Then imagine unhinged, violent people who feel like we’re being overrun by Islamic migrants. Do you: A. start wide discussions in society about the complexity of migration? or B. bang on all day every day about how our borders are under siege by foreigners, to win votes? We have a winner. Drum kits for all, you can buy them with the tax cuts ScoMo will promise before the election.