26 February

I fear for the mental health of people who want to 'live with the virus'. I'm touched by their concern for those of us who want to get rid of the little bastard, that we might all need therapy locked in our homes, away from the joys of our workplaces. But we'll struggle on, it's them I'm more worried about. Stockholm Syndrome for starters, they've learned to worship their hijacker. But also how they will cope mentally when the virus is eliminated, and they won't be able to live with it. A tragedy.