7 November

All year idiots, led by our Prime Idiot ScoMo, have said this is impossible. Despite 95% of the country having achieved it and staring at them the whole time. Experts said the same thing at the end of the first wave, and what did we do? We opened up. Let’s see if Gladys and ScoMo can resist making the same mistake this time, and we can be rid of this virus entirely. I’m not holding my breath, the economy people are fanatics.