10 May

Prince Charles opening the UK parliament, describing Boris Johnson's cost of living 'levelling up' plan, from a gold throne. 'Levelling up' means they're not going to make obscenely rich people poorer, they're going to try to make obscenely poor people obscenely rich too. (Of course they're not going to do that, but it's a nice slogan to make people stop asking.) I advise assuming every slogan coming out of conservative politics is really saying 'get back to work peasants.'