9 January

It's winter in LA. I'm sure some will tell us again that 'the climate always warms'. Yep, last time it was this warm, dinosaurs roamed the Earth, about 200 million years ago. Dinosaurs were reptiles. We're mammals. The heat will kill us. Trump blames Greenies for the fires. Must be that they stopped burning down celebrities' homes to make the homes immune to fire, or something. The world is doomed.