25 April

The Welcome to Country has become a rallying point for the nation’s Paulines, and her banker, Gina. You see it at local council level too, with the local Paulines, have a watch. Some councillors sit down before it’s even finished, out of contempt. To all the Paulines out there, remember that makes you a Trumpie. Pauline is just Trump-lite. If you’re proud to be a Trumpie too, maybe move to the US, and we can get some of their brutalised, decent people here as a swap for you.