25 November

ScoMo thought he’d play the role of Trump’s deputy, in a bit of China bashing. China is the only thing that keeps the Australian economy afloat, now they’re closing down all of our export industries one by one. Nobody seems to notice, and ScoMo’s popularity has gone up. He’s already our Trump, utterly incompetent, loved by unthinking millions. The Make Australia Great Again merch is just around the corner.