9 November

Lots of 'cash is king' memes yesterday with the Optus outage. The thing not as often spoken about with cash is that it's one of the most filthy objects you can handle. It's been in peoples' pockets and handbags next to their snotty hankies and tissues, in their hands (often unwashed or not washed properly after they've been to the toilet), people pick their noses and then handle cash, and huge amounts of it also has drug residue on it. Think about how many hands each piece of cash you have has been through, and what those hands have been doing. Wanking too.