31 March

Guy in Hilux parks in a Tesla, and doesn’t realise it’s recording the whole thing, including his rego number, as he keys the car walking past. How’s it feel to be part of a mob? Oh you just meant a friendly, law-abiding mob? What a surprise that it’s a Hilux driver. Could have been a Ranger too, or Triton, or BT-50, or RAM etc. Cars define social groups. Utes are full of men with little willies who feel threatened by change, so spectacularly boring as humans that they need a car to define them as people.