14 February

My Valentine, risking death at the mouths of sharks. She hates sharks. And spiders. And won't let me cook. Scolds me all the time. Ignores most of what I say. Is unimpressed by pretty much everything I do. Always feels cold. Wins every argument by saying 'I gave birth to 3 children' (she milks that one - how hard can childbirth be?). Says I wake her up too early in the morning. Hogs the TV remotes. Finds all the things I can't after looking for half an hour, in about 10 seconds. Is a smart-arse. And I so love her.