4 January

Who knew that crowdfunding was a mass movement of mobilised stupidity? I don’t go anywhere near mass crowdfunding things, no jeans for genes, or red noses, or bandaged bears. All adolescent cutesie things that nobody even looks at as they shell out the cash. That’s the idea. These are basic public services that should already be provided. Stop voting for idiots who take the money for these public services and give it as huge tax cuts instead, to people who don’t need them.