January 2009

off.

is.

wishes people would stop swapping a personality for alcohol.

is.

is HOT.

had a drink today. Now if he can find 500+ random people he doesn't really know to add as friends in FB he'll fit right in.

is sitting down. There's some riveting information.

just breathed in. Then out.

just scratched his arm.

opened a window.

is.

is awake.

just, like, is.

joined the group "nobody cares what you're doing right now."

just, like, still, like, is.

says happy birthday dad.

is hot

is.

notices that useless dumb fucks can actually manage two things - drinking and patriotism.

is.

is thanking everybody for the birthday wishes and ENORMOUSLY EXPENSIVE PRESENTS, for my birthday on 12 May.

is.